He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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