Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I did not marry a roomba.
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