if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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