Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
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