How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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