the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Randomize