i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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