The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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