I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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