about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I just gargled with NyQuil
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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