Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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