It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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