one two three fourrrrnication!
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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