No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
You've changed since you got that strap on
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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