Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I will die if light touches me.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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