these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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