The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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