its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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