Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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