I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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