just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Randomize
