As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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