Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
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