Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Randomize
