Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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