You're so nebulous sometimes
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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