Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
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