I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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