arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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