Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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