He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I just had sex on a roof
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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