You're completely useless in the revolution.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Randomize
