If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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