We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
