I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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