then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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