belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
So squirting runs in the family.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
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