Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(812): View more from Indiana

There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.

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(214): View more from Texas

I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited

(1-214): View more from Texas

I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man

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(303): View more from Colorado

DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN

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(503): View more from Oregon

You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else

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