Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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