She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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