some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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