We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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