Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
We're hate flirting, damnit.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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