I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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