So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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