Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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