what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
