i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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