I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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