so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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