i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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