another moral hangover. fuck.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Randomize
