he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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