is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize