"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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